Polymer Clay addiction

If you're obsessed with polymer clay, you WILL:

find a sudden proliferation of colourful splodges on the bottom of all your shoes,

look at random objects and immediately think, "A new way to texture clay! Awesome!"

have a pasta-machine cranking arm like Popeye,

flaunt a permanent mica sheen on your skin

think people are weird for using Polymer Clay Conditioners to make pasta,

worry that you have a lot of bruises, until you realise you accidentally stuck your elbow into a heap of blue scrap clay last night,

have more blades than a surgeon,

know what it tastes like (or maybe that's just me...honestly, it WAS an accident),

cover 90% of small objects in your house in polymer clay sheets

believe that one day, a polymer clay house will be made. And it will rock.